I've walked NEAR water...

People say that if you squint really hard and don't look at me, I kind of look like the big JC.
Who I Follow

fursonaq:

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/   づ”

(via thalassophilouswitch)

killtheocevns:

damn, half the things people ask me on this website got me shaking my head.

we-r-who-we-blow:

starpulses:

a legendary pop music anthem that your faves could never touch

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(via killtheocevns)

weirdscout:

I feel sorry for straight ppl bc they dont experience the emotion that is “im so gay”

(via tomhardyist)

cr-wford:

abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

one where neither of them die.

izumito:

tryingtomakesenseofpeople:

izumito:

white people can walk around with assault rifles in a fucking public store but the moment they see a poc’s skin they clutch their purses or lock their car doors

Because people head off to Target with AK47s around their necks right? Lol. This site never fails to amaze me.

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(via cummingtonites)

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

(via slaydioactive)

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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(via thalassophilouswitch)

devildoll:

aspecialplaceinhale:

goldicrocs:

tumblr mobile

Im on mobile so I don’t know if the pic is actually of something, or if it’s legit just a stupid gray box

and the circle is complete

devildoll:

aspecialplaceinhale:

goldicrocs:

tumblr mobile

Im on mobile so I don’t know if the pic is actually of something, or if it’s legit just a stupid gray box

and the circle is complete

(via jeremyallenwhite)

ravenclaw-queen:

In which Draco and Harry dress a little too quickly after a meeting

I don’t even ship it and this is awesome

(via wholockian-at-hogwarts)

0wlp0st:

superwholock22:

sherlockwantsacookie:

:O he remembered

but Donna never will

UNNECESSARY

(via wholockian-at-hogwarts)

dublininc:

Thanks Steve

Can’t believe he’s gone :(((

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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(via wholockian-at-hogwarts)