I've walked NEAR water...

People say that if you squint really hard and don't look at me, I kind of look like the big JC.
Who I Follow

officialjeffgoldblum:

if you are lgbt+ reblog this i have a secret to tell u

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everydaycomics:

Hey guys! This is going to be my new series, called Boomates ! Hope you enjoy!

ghostoat:

me after fixing my mechanical pencil:

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nicocacolaaa:

spookyspiders:

" money cant solve all your problems "

yes it can

money would legitimately solve the majority of my problems right now, yes

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psa

thatonelesbiangirl:

co8alt-thief:

if you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons

Man I can’t wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks

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thestorygirl:

nightmaresandsexyghouls:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS

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OCTOBER IS HERE

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realmonstrosities:

The Pelican Flower is a Central American vine with huge flowers that bloom for just two days before they wilt and die.

The first day is spent using the stench of death and decay to attract flies which get trapped overnight within the depths of the flower. They’re only let out the next day, after a dowsing of pollen, so they can get trapped by a whole new flower and pollinate it in the process.

Pelican Flowers get their name from looking a bit like a pelican from the side. I guess Malevolent Alien Chrysalis Flower didn’t catch on.

…Images: dl7tny/Cary Bass/Kew on Flickr/Brian Chiu/Brian Henderson

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sandwormsspiceandeverythingnice:

Okay look tumblr maybe I don’t want to follow some blogger who felt the need to give Zayn, who has lovely eyes already, blue eyes.

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I want to be so famous that future versions of microsoft word don’t put a red squiggle under my name

She’s the Man was such a cinematic mistake why am I watching this do you realize they cast Channing Tatum as the duke

makochantachibanana:

theblogofeternalstench:

I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice

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